As promised, I am giving you the movie I wrote you a few weeks ago. I will let it be up to you to judge the state of mind I was in at the time of its creation.
The Saga of the Wolfpeople
Written by, directed by, produced by, and conceived by ****Reed****
Act I: Scene I
The ship flies away from the planet where the clouds are underneath the broken ground. Tearful goodbye of unknown persons at launch site of ship. Looks out as he leaves the planet. Main character (first person) is introduced in a mirror.
Scene 2
Time warp, a la star wars happens, cuts to a large intergalactic cruiser, home of many Wolfpeople. You walk around the ship, extended scene of the technology of the ship, cool shit ensues.
You float past intergalactic wonders, nebulae, etc. Some halos are laying around
Scene:3
Floating over a green, field like planet in a large but open ship. It’s breezy, the sky is blue, cumulous clouds float lazily in the distance. It seems like paradise, reality becomes a fantasy, colorful rainbow vision dimension glasses reveal the awesometude of the planet
Act 2: Scene I (previous scene has no really present “problem” yet, sticks it to the man)
Large space Wolfpeople ship goes to hyper speed to a swamp planet. That is where we fight the Spacecrocodile people in the swamps, shit sucks bc Wolfpeople don’t belong in the swamp.
Scene 2:
We transport out of the swamp planet and end up in a large house just floating in free space, free of most gravitational currents. We spot the house on a radar in hyperspace. There, some weird shit involving cockroaches goes down, Chtulu minions come towards us. I then flee in a private ship I find docked underground in a meteor, with a quick exit and I’m off. I then land on a space station (looks like the one at the start of metroid prime) and then I wake up, asleep on the Wolfpeople ship, after the swamp battle. There is another story line immediately following this where I go to a planet with tons of canyons and then I was born again as a giant crane, at which point I operate as a giant crane over a large gorge in a canyon and move giant cans of coke up and down the junctions. That would probably go well in the extended edition.
Scene 3:
The main Wolfpeople ship heads back to the Wolfpeople planet. There’s a glistening city, and absolutely clear blue skies, with a massive moon who’s face fills up half the sky during it’s “full” phase. There is much hugging, kissing, happy families, etc. I go to a bar and drink, play billiards in a seedy back room, and am seen sleeping on rooftops, until I climb on top of a religious structue and shoot myself onto the spaceship after it left, as I’m an illegal soldier in space. Then I remember my childhood:
Act III: Scene I
I am a small Wolfperson. I frolic in green fields (ambiguous as to what planet this is). My parents are happy, we have a small villiage of Wolfpeople, and its happy. Then a bunch of weird octopodes or something come down and blow shit up. Then my parents, as they’re getting tentacled to death, launch me into space with a secret escape pod.
Scene 4:
Back to the present, I decide to jet off, disgusted with the military lifestyle (this has been symobolically displayed throughout the movie) *also, on every tv screen seen in the movie, V for Vendetta is playing.
Anyway, I leave, acquire a ship (presumably from a house or garage or something), I am seen flying in blue skies (thru the outside window into the cockpit like star fox). In a large pullback shot, it zooms out on me, then the planet, then the galaxy, then the cluster, then the branch of the universe, then the universe itself, then it pulls out even FARTHER and there’s a giant eye, which then we see the reflection of crazy pirates with flying ships who are trying to stab this giant’s eye we wer just looking at. It smashes them and screems. Then everything zooms back into his eye, and then the universe and galaxy and etc. REALLY FAST. So then it’s back into a shot of my eye. Then the outside planet is shown in a 20 minute mega fest of shots, paryoding 2001 A Space Odyssey.
ACT 4: Scene 16
Then after all that and the credits, a shot of a muppet saying “HA, now I have all the CASH!” pops up and it’s amazing.
——————————The Saga of the Wolfpeople——————————-
Now if that doesn’t scream “Oscar Material” to you, you obviously have no artistic taste and shouldn’t have read it in the first place. GET OFF MY BLOG UNCULTURED HEATHEN!!! All the rest of you who appreciated it can stay though. All I need is ten years and $200 million, just like James Cameron. Yeah, it’s THAT kind of movie.
Originally posted to Tumblr on December 1, 2010, written some time before that.
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